we are in trouble

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Sunday, 18-Jan-2009 11:43:38

We are in trouble...

The population of this country is 300 million.

160 =2 0 million are retired.


That leaves 140 million to do the work.


There are 85 million in school.


Which leaves 55 million to do the work.



Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government.



Leaving 15 million to do the work.


2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden.



Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work.



Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and city
Governments. And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.


At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.


Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.


Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.


That leaves just two people to do the work.


You and me.
=0 A

And there you are,

Sitting on your butt

At your computer, reading jokes.

Nice. Real nice.

Post 2 by CrazedMidget (Sweet fantacy's really do come in small packages!) on Sunday, 18-Jan-2009 11:45:17

Lmao, good one

Post 3 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Sunday, 18-Jan-2009 13:21:27

Hmm, that was somewhat amusing. I considered chuckling.

Post 4 by Eleni21 (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Sunday, 18-Jan-2009 20:19:36

I've seen this one before. Not too bad.

Post 5 by cumbiambera2005 (i just keep on posting!) on Sunday, 18-Jan-2009 20:31:03

Lmao!

Post 6 by blindndangerous (the blind and dangerous one) on Monday, 19-Jan-2009 0:23:21

O darn, I'll get up sometime, and help out with the work....ooh, another joke must read! hahaha nice one becky.

Post 7 by Magical (Veteran Zoner) on Thursday, 22-Jan-2009 2:55:01

umm, interesting...

Mallory

Post 8 by SunshineAndRain (I'm happily married, a mom of two and a fulltime college student.) on Saturday, 31-Jan-2009 16:06:44

Wow. That's a bit scary.